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    Smell the Pinot Gris

    Thanks in advance for tagging along on this journey into the inaccurate and unbelievable.

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    ‘Wood for Dummies’

    Once again, it’s time for you to be swept into the spiritual vortex of wine, where the truths and untruths of the precious liquid we all so love are homogenized by what you read right here in this shtick.

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    Old World is for eating

    I hope you didn’t sashay past all the good reading in this edition to wind up at the back of the bus reading my narcissistic blither. Go back while you still have a chance! The editor thinks my column only deserves the attention of a masochistic insomniac having too much time on their hands...

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    Indulging in Malbec research

    Once again you have chosen to subject yourself to 900 words of rhetorical flourish that, were it not for a strictly enforceable contract, you would be reading the words of another that may actually be useful and informative. It’s the last page of this wonderfully entertaining magazine where...

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    Try unrecognized wines from bad years

    Heartiest congratulations on reaching the last page; promising to be filled with folly rather than substance. If you opt to bore yourself with my typically self-indulging column, please accept my thanks in advance. I want to keep my columnist gig because, among other things, I make a huge amount...

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    Merlot tasting offered varietal variances

    Thank you for reading the first sentence of unquestionably the least engaging part of this literary accumulation; the column I write. Some would argue the editor deserves combat pay for initially enduring my original work as he tests his skills on trying to make sense out of what I write. It’...

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    Cabernet Franc is the Zeus (or Hera) of the grape world

    Now that you have exhaustively ingested the well–put, concise and worthwhile content heretofore expressed (oh, how lawyerly), you have reached the Winepress Northwest cure for insomnia.

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    Nothing foolish about SB

    Again you arrive at the last substantive page of Wine Press that will ultimately result in floccinaucinihilipilification. This word will come to describe your critique of what you are about to read. I’ll save you and the editor(s) the keystrokes on Google; it means you will likely find this...

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    Spice up your life with Gewürztraminer

    Welcome to the back of the bus. Congrats on having read everything worthwhile before this edition of Wine Press goes to the recycling pile; Or maybe it’s grave will be a physician’s waiting room where it will sit for a few years before composting, in situ. Wherever it goes, I do hope...

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    Give Merlot some respect

    This edition of Coke circumlocution, a somewhat harmless act of narcissism, addresses a grape variety deeply integrated into the northwest of the USA and the southwest of Canada; the much maligned, often criticized, however staple-for-us-up-this-way, Merlot. Merlot has gone from being an obscure...

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